1 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:01,810 um 2 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,240 Hmm. 3 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,400 Bye. 4 00:07:24,799 --> 00:07:29,060 Marcy, you are not going to warm up Chili's icebox that way. 5 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,120 Believe me, I've tried. 6 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,160 Sorry, Matron Tokar. 7 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:39,740 And you, Chili, you are skating on thin ice, young lady. 8 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,340 Back to your cell. 9 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,400 Time for the lights out. 10 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,800 And Marcy, you will find that total cooperation will make your stay here 11 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,700 more productive and much more pleasant. 12 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,200 Do we understand each other? We totally understand each other. 13 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,840 Good. 14 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,700 Then why don't you show me what you've learned today? 15 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,200 Well, boys, can I get you anything else? 16 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,240 You're pretty hot. 17 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,160 She's a quick learner, too, for her first week. 18 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,580 Okay, no problem. 19 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,580 Got an ass to make a priest kick out a stained glass window. 20 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:38,919 Two vodka tonics and a side of Jack, please. 21 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,059 You're doing fine, Jessie, real fine. 22 00:08:42,419 --> 00:08:44,080 Oh, thank you, Mr. Arst. 23 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,960 It's Arst. 24 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,360 Arst. Sorry, Mr. Arst. 25 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:50,350 It's perfectly all right. 26 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,970 It happens all the time. 27 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:55,130 No, I should really know the name of my boss. 28 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,410 Well, don't think of me as your boss, then. 29 00:08:57,810 --> 00:09:00,890 I'm kind of like your benefactor, your new best friend, don't you think? 30 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:02,970 Sure thing, Mr. Aft. 31 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,630 Why don't you just call me Ed? 32 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:06,890 Okay, Mr. 33 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,170 Ed. 34 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,090 How about you and me later on? 35 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:15,410 I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend. 36 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:16,970 Well, who cares? 37 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:20,510 It's just a little blowjob in the back room. I mean, you've done that plenty of 38 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,190 times. Plenty of guys, huh? 39 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:27,670 I would rather choke on my own vomit. I can definitely make you choke, baby. 40 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:30,230 Back off, Mr. Creep! 41 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,100 Keep your eye on this place, will you? 42 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,300 Sure thing, Mr. 43 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:52,660 Ed. 44 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,070 It's not nice to call Mr. Arse the creep. 45 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,370 I'm sorry, okay? 46 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:26,990 You're sorry? 47 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,970 It's all you can say. You insult me in front of my staff. It's all you can say 48 00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:30,769 is that you're sorry? 49 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,030 Oh, look, Mr. 50 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:37,130 Arse. Ed, I really, really need this job, okay? So I'm not trying to start 51 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:40,870 trouble. Then you know how you can make it all better, don't you, baby, huh? 52 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,080 Everybody freeze. Nobody move. 53 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,080 You, give me the money. 54 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,800 Oh, my God. 55 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,140 It's the Living Dead Bandit. 56 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,680 What was that? 57 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,000 The Living Dead Bandit. No, say the whole thing. 58 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,360 Oh, my God. 59 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,800 It's the Living Dead Bandit. 60 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,220 I love when they say that. 61 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,580 You. 62 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,399 Relax, kid. 63 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,400 Give me the money. 64 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,720 Jig -dig me. 65 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,480 I love you. 66 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:47,460 Okay, okay. 67 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,620 You want me to thumb this around? 68 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,760 Yeah. You do, don't you? 69 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,900 Yeah, I'll give you thumb right here! 70 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,200 and you won't get hurt. 71 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,700 Hold it! 72 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,160 What 73 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:35,760 the 74 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,860 hell is going on out here? 75 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,020 It's a living dead bandit, boss. 76 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,240 Except you. You move. 77 00:12:59,280 --> 00:12:59,900 Hold 78 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:06,520 this. 79 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,180 Jeez. Slow night, huh, kid? 80 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 Yeah. 81 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,560 Here. 82 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:18,460 Thanks. 83 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,680 Give me that. 84 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:32,809 Put it down. 85 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:33,810 Damn it. 86 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,270 Miss, you okay? 87 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,370 I was at the donut shop. I heard a commotion. 88 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,110 Put your hands down, Junior. 89 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:50,790 Give me a Rob Roy. 90 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,430 Now! Okay. 91 00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:55,030 All right, look, miss, are you okay? 92 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:59,830 Yeah, I think I... Oh, you dab straight she's okay. I saw this whole thing. This 93 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:00,699 is a setup. 94 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,380 She's his accomplice, and they're in this together. 95 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,860 Are you crazy? 96 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,920 She lured me into the bathroom so her pal could rip this joint off. She has 97 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,680 casing this place all week for him. 98 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,920 Miss, is this true? 99 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040 He's a liar. 100 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:15,500 He wanted me to suck his dick, but I couldn't find it. 101 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,860 If I'm lying, may lightning strike me dead. 102 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,860 Look, all right, you're going to have to come down to the station with me. Just 103 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,220 come on. But I'm telling you, I've been trained. 104 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,900 Just move the donuts aside. 105 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,200 And get me at the go -kart now. 106 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,000 Coming right up. 107 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,380 See you in jail, Dyke. 108 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:45,260 On behalf of the people of California, we the jury find the defendant, Jessie 109 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,500 Owens, guilty of the crime of armed robbery and sentence her to five years 110 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,120 hard labor in the State Women's Correctional Institute. 111 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:33,790 Leo! Tell me something, Leo. Are you happy with your work here at Wellworth 112 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:34,749 Prison? 113 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,150 No complaints, warden. 114 00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:40,290 Other than these new teabag thong underwears you have me wearing. 115 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:45,570 Leo, you know these are government inspected teabag thongs. We're required 116 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,489 wear them by law. 117 00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,610 If I can do it, so can you. 118 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:50,070 Yes, sir. 119 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,050 I show her in, will you? 120 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,320 Yes, sir. 121 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,500 It's ready for you now, Miss Owens. 122 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,900 Ah, Miss Owens. Well, I see your paperwork is all complete and you're 123 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,440 commence serving your sentence. 124 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,820 I was framed. 125 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,080 I didn't do anything. 126 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:20,860 Well, that's perfect. Because here at Walworth Prison, all the inmates are 127 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,160 serving time because they were framed. Just ask them. 128 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:29,230 Great. Well, now, let's not be a gloomy Gus or a bluesy Bessie, Jessie. 129 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:31,050 Look, 130 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:36,950 here we teach the positive reinforcement of social values, yes, and good, clean, 131 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:41,050 hard work. Why, after you've been here a while, I'm sure that you'll agree that 132 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,310 you would have seen and done quite a bit. 133 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,290 Well, it's not fair. 134 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:50,470 I didn't get a phone call or a public defender to represent me. I was 135 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,410 railroaded. Oh. 136 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:57,160 Well, now, let's not blame others for our situation, shall we? 137 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,460 After all, you're responsible for your own situation, aren't you? 138 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,000 Look, I'm here to help you, not hurt you. 139 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,599 At least I think so. 140 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,240 Is that what I'm here, Leo, for? 141 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:13,900 Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, to help you, not to hurt you, yes. And to that end, I have a 142 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,200 very special visitor for you. 143 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,300 I hope it's an O .J. lawyer. 144 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,359 No. 145 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:21,700 Excuse me. 146 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,290 Send in the visitor, please. 147 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:26,790 Thank you. 148 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,970 Oh, Tommy, I knew you'd come. 149 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:39,270 Oh, this is the part that always gets to me. 150 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,230 I never want to let you go. 151 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,770 I'll wait for you every day. 152 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,630 And I'll do everything in my power to make sure that the governor gives you 153 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,499 another trial. 154 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,660 Oh, a new trial? 155 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,600 Yeah, a new trial with lawyers and witnesses and everything. 156 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,580 Oh, gosh, Tommy, that would be great. 157 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,680 Oh, wait. 158 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:05,800 Did they ever catch that living dead bandit? I mean, he could tell them that 159 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,759 innocent. 160 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,880 Well, no, he's a master criminal. I doubt that they'll ever catch him. 161 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:14,480 Oh. You know, it's just so obvious that you two kids love each other head over 162 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,480 heels in love. 163 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,940 I want to help, you know. 164 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:22,100 I think what I'm going to do is give you two a little time to be alone for a 165 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,960 moment to say a nice... Bonne farewell. 166 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:28,460 That is before we lead Jesse off and strip her down and do a complete cavity 167 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,020 search and generally humiliate her. 168 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,000 You'd think that's wise, sir. 169 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,360 Oh, come on, come on, Leo. 170 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,240 They'll be fine. They're not going to go anywhere. 171 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,920 See you, kids. 172 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,620 Thank you, Warden. 173 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,360 We've been given a very precious gift here. 174 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,600 I know. 175 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,660 Let's not wait. 176 00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:02,350 Welcome to your new home, Owens. 177 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,130 Get used to it. 178 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:09,710 Good behavior here is rewarded with fringe benefits. 179 00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:16,410 I can be very understanding if you need a soft buy to cry on. 180 00:24:16,770 --> 00:24:19,990 Yeah, well, I'll try to remember that. You do that! 181 00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:25,370 In the meantime, meet your new roomie, Taffy Manson. 182 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,570 Step out of line just one time. 183 00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:38,750 This 184 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:45,650 sucks. 185 00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:46,890 Oh, yeah? 186 00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:48,730 Well, you should have my life. 187 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,230 Well, I'm sorry if I sound like I'm complaining. 188 00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:57,390 Yeah, well, things can go real easy around here. Or they can be real tough. 189 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:58,910 Yes, I heard. 190 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:04,210 Yeah. Uh -huh. One time, Matron Togar bit me over this bunk and did me doggy 191 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:05,370 style with the nightstick. 192 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:06,730 Oh, dear. 193 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:07,989 Mm -hmm. 194 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:08,990 Oh, dear's right. 195 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:12,430 And the next day, she pretended like she didn't even know me. 196 00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:13,630 That's awful. 197 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:14,710 Yeah. 198 00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,130 Loves a bitch. 199 00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:20,270 So you're Lesbo? 200 00:25:21,490 --> 00:25:25,470 Nah. But I know what side my bed's buttered on, if you know what I mean. 201 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:28,850 What are you in for? 202 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,630 Killing my boyfriend with a sledgehammer. 203 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:34,830 Whoa, that's rough. 204 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,870 Yeah. That fucking thing weighed a ton. 205 00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:39,590 How about you? 206 00:25:39,690 --> 00:25:43,770 Me? No, no. I weigh about 125, except when it's that time of the month and I 207 00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:45,910 float up a little bit, you know? 208 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:50,030 No. I mean, what are you in here for? Oh, right. 209 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:51,669 Armed robbery. 210 00:25:51,670 --> 00:25:54,090 They said I hooked up with the living dead bandit. 211 00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:55,670 They're wrong. I was framed. 212 00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:57,950 Me too. I was framed. 213 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,360 Want to have sex? 214 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,760 Got a nightstick? 215 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,800 Only on Thursdays. 216 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,360 I rotate it. 217 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,560 Only... Oh. 218 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,160 Say, um, any news about the Owens girl? 219 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,720 Don't look at me. 220 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,740 I haven't touched her. 221 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,200 I never said you did. 222 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,700 I just am curious about her insistence on... 223 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:32,120 Being framed. 224 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:36,060 Same sad story with these girls. 225 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:43,340 Yes, I suppose you're right. But still, I can't help but wonder that maybe, just 226 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:49,180 maybe, one of these soiled little doves really is telling the truth. 227 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,300 Those savage bitches of the distance who rip your balls off and feed them to 228 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,300 you. 229 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,580 Matron. Toe guard. 230 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,500 I'm sorry. 231 00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:59,760 Spoon feed them to you. 232 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,160 Well. That's better, yes. 233 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:09,060 You know, maybe she needs a little fresh air and exercise. 234 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,340 Yes, yes. 235 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,740 Put her on the chain gang for a while, all right? Then we'll see what her true 236 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,559 colors are. 237 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,360 But working on the chain gang is a privilege. 238 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,580 Something you have to work up to. 239 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:23,500 We can't just put her on the line ahead of the other girls you've already put 240 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,740 out. I mean, been promised a position. 241 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,260 Just do it, will you? 242 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:32,030 That other girl, you can just put her in a new position. 243 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:33,390 I'll do that. 244 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:38,210 But that isn't going to win that Owens girl any popularity contests around 245 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:44,050 I am not here to win contests. Only to rehabilitate. 246 00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:46,630 That will be all. Thank you. 247 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,250 Well. 248 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:54,890 Let's see who the warden is around here. 249 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:00,570 Could I please have some more coffee? 250 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:22,730 Quiet! 251 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:24,650 You want to wake everybody up. 252 00:28:26,030 --> 00:28:28,690 Word has it Sleeping Beauty's going on the chain gang tomorrow. 253 00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:29,970 What, Jenny? 254 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:31,230 Yeah. 255 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:33,970 That's supposed to be my spot. 256 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:37,890 Well, it still could be, if you want to get back on that list. 257 00:28:38,430 --> 00:28:40,670 Well, I'd do anything to get back on that list. 258 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:02,130 So I want to know, do you have enough pull to make this happen? 259 00:29:03,030 --> 00:29:06,190 Ladies, I got plenty of pull. If you got enough pull for me. 260 00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:09,190 Oh, well, they don't call me Taffy because I'm sweet. 261 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,800 Mmm. 262 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,460 Ugh. 263 00:33:00,889 --> 00:33:02,290 um 264 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,330 I have another job for you. 265 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,070 Who do you want me to kill this time? 266 00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:30,050 That one. 267 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,409 Her? She just got here. 268 00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:39,429 It won't be long before the police start getting suspicious and order a retrial. 269 00:34:40,050 --> 00:34:42,790 I cannot allow that to happen. 270 00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:45,030 Why are you so worried? 271 00:34:45,889 --> 00:34:48,150 I have my reasons. 272 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:50,070 Are you in? 273 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,260 Or are you out? 274 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,000 Of course I'm in. 275 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,580 She's going out in the chain gang tomorrow. 276 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:14,140 It would be a pity if she got shot in the back while trying to escape. 277 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,060 that we think alike. 278 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,120 Yes, we do. 279 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:06,580 All right, ladies, get your asses out and line up nice and straight right 280 00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:08,920 Who taught you how to drive? 281 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,780 Hey, keep your mouth shut. 282 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:21,260 Inmates, working on a chain gang is a privilege most convicts are not 283 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,480 So take this golden opportunity and enjoy it. 284 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,340 Today, you'll be breaking rocks. 285 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,420 With heavy tools, for no apparent reason. 286 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,860 You will be doing this all day long. 287 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:44,920 You may sing rock -breaking songs if you'd like, but no hip -hop. 288 00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:48,660 Marcy, Chili, team number one. 289 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,300 Taffy, Jessie, team two. 290 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,700 Leo? 291 00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:57,650 Thanks to the generosity of Toys for Tarts, we've been given an excellent 292 00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:04,610 assortment of recycled bikinis for your pleasure while working in the hot sun. 293 00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:07,510 Please pick your bikini. 294 00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:20,110 Good choice, Taffy. I wore that one myself last week. 295 00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:21,130 It's comfortable. 296 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520 What are you laughing at? 297 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,380 That's the thinky one. 298 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,540 Ooh, I like that one. 299 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:43,360 Please make sure to return it. 300 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,400 Trip, maggot! 301 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,640 So, why do they call her Chili? 302 00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:00,400 Because she can freeze a bottle of beer in her cooter? 303 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,160 Ugh! 304 00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:03,350 Who says that? 305 00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:06,890 I'd rather not talk about it right now, if you don't mind. 306 00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:09,010 Pipe down, jailbirds. 307 00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:12,690 It's going to be a very, very long day for a few of you. 308 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:17,370 All right, bikini chain gang. Get to work. Those rocks ain't going to break 309 00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:18,370 themselves. 310 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:42,610 Your job stinks. 311 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,150 What's the benefit of this anyways? 312 00:38:44,710 --> 00:38:46,630 Well, at least we're not in the cell playing shove the bottle. 313 00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:51,010 I guess you're right, and there's always a chance to escape. 314 00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:53,010 Yeah, a slim one. 315 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:56,330 But hey, maybe we could distract them, and then we could kill them. 316 00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:57,850 You mean overcome them? 317 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:00,810 Well, there's four of us and two of them. 318 00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:05,010 Maybe we could get Leo by himself, and then wham! We could kill him! 319 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:06,770 No, we could knock him out. 320 00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:08,970 Oh. Alright, well... 321 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:12,360 Let's walk our way over to the taffy and the new girl. We'll leave. 322 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:17,840 Leo, 323 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,380 I'd like to see you in the back of the van. 324 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,280 There's something I want to show you. 325 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,200 But the prisoners... They're not going anywhere. 326 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,860 Are you, girls? 327 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:38,560 But... I mean, there's nowhere to go. 328 00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:40,390 Absolutely nowhere. 329 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:43,110 Except maybe that old farm down the road. 330 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:44,970 About three miles from here. 331 00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:46,610 That way. 332 00:39:47,290 --> 00:39:48,290 With a pickup truck. 333 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:49,690 Full of gas. 334 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:51,870 Teeth in the ignition? 335 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,790 Nope. Nowhere to go. 336 00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:55,530 Nowhere. 337 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:02,390 But... But... No buts, mister! I gave you an order. 338 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:12,110 What was that all about? 339 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:14,830 The little hide -the -flashlight action. 340 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,410 She does it all the time. 341 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:18,590 Yeah, but usually it's one of us that has to go. 342 00:40:21,950 --> 00:40:22,848 Don't run. 343 00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:24,970 The prisoners, they're gonna run. 344 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,210 Don't play. 345 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,870 I've never stopped you before. 346 00:40:58,830 --> 00:40:59,830 I thought we'd make a run for it. 347 00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:01,270 Like this? 348 00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:04,630 Yeah. We could find some tourists and kill them and take their clothes. 349 00:41:05,290 --> 00:41:07,790 Marcy, that's enough with the killing stuff. It's getting a little old real 350 00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:08,790 fast. 351 00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:12,430 Well, girl, you're chained to me, and I'm going to run, so what's it going to 352 00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:13,430 be? 353 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:16,390 Well, if you put it like that, I'm in. 354 00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:18,210 Good choice. Let's go. 355 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,600 Thank you. 356 00:43:20,970 --> 00:43:23,350 oh oh 357 00:46:04,009 --> 00:46:05,570 Ahem. Warden Kendrick here. 358 00:46:07,150 --> 00:46:08,570 Oh, Governor! 359 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:11,530 How lovely to hear your voice. How are you, sir? 360 00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:16,450 Oh, well, thank you. They're fine now. Yes, yes. 361 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:17,750 Yes, no. 362 00:46:17,810 --> 00:46:20,490 No need to sit on that tufted little pillow anymore. 363 00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:23,970 Well, like you say, accidents can happen, can't they? 364 00:46:24,350 --> 00:46:27,290 I don't think we should really fault the dog, do you? 365 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,020 No, I mean, to a puppy pit bull, I think one ball looks about the same as 366 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:33,020 another, doesn't it? 367 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,600 Yes, yes. 368 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,100 What can I do for you, Governor? 369 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,500 A new trial for Jesse Owens? 370 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:44,320 Governor, that's great news! 371 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,600 You know, I always had a premonition about that girl, yes. 372 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,220 Well, yes, I'll be sure and tell her right away. 373 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,540 Thank you so much, Governor. Thank you, and you have a good day, too. Yes, 374 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,600 goodbye. 375 00:46:56,810 --> 00:46:59,510 A new trial for Chessie Owens. 376 00:46:59,830 --> 00:47:00,830 Ow. 377 00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:04,670 I wonder what will happen next. 378 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:41,620 Togar, look. 379 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,940 I told you to keep your eye on them. 380 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:45,839 What, me? 381 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,840 Shut up! 382 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,020 I just know that Owen's girl is behind this. 383 00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:56,020 I have a terrible feeling she's about to get shot in the back while trying to 384 00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:58,120 escape. But they're unarmed. 385 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,420 Nitpicker, get your gun out! 386 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,480 Give it to me. 387 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,160 What is it? 388 00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,260 Matron Togar. 389 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:14,260 Oh. Hello, Warden. The governor just called. He's giving Owens a new trial. I 390 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:16,440 want you to clean her up and get her over to County ASA. 391 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,160 Well, isn't that just ducky? 392 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,220 Why, is there a problem? 393 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:23,479 Well, yeah. 394 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,780 She just led the other girls in an escape. 395 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,320 We're about to start tracking them now. 396 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:32,160 What? Well, get her back here, right away. 397 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:37,460 I will, but I gotta tell you, sir, I don't think she wants to be taken alive. 398 00:48:38,170 --> 00:48:40,730 This is a desperate, dangerous gang we're after. 399 00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:43,130 All right, all right. I'm coming over there. I'm coming over there. Don't do 400 00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:45,630 anything. Hey, if you corner her, maybe I can at least get her to give herself 401 00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:46,630 up. 402 00:48:46,970 --> 00:48:48,210 Great. Take your time. 403 00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:50,090 Yeah. 404 00:48:50,150 --> 00:48:52,590 Once Jessie Owen starts running, there's no catching her. 405 00:48:57,010 --> 00:48:59,470 We gotta find this bitch and settle her hash. 406 00:49:00,130 --> 00:49:01,130 Let's go. 407 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,250 Great. 408 00:49:14,570 --> 00:49:16,690 Yes, Tommy, Warden Kendrick here. 409 00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:19,830 Well, listen, I've got some good news and bad news. 410 00:49:20,410 --> 00:49:22,830 Yes, can you come over to my office immediately? 411 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:26,550 Yes, the good news is Jesse's getting a new trial. 412 00:49:26,850 --> 00:49:30,750 The bad news is she's in a little bit of trouble. 413 00:49:31,690 --> 00:49:33,070 Sure thing, Warden. Right away. 414 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,300 Check it out. Looks like it's broken down, huh? 415 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:55,140 I used to hotwire mustangs on the outside. I'll get that thing started. 416 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,100 I bet you we can distract him. 417 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,120 I bet we both can. 418 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:00,580 Oh, yeah, right. 419 00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:01,720 Come on. Come on. 420 00:50:23,710 --> 00:50:24,549 Afternoon, ladies. 421 00:50:24,550 --> 00:50:25,550 Hey, handsome. 422 00:50:26,130 --> 00:50:27,130 Having trouble? 423 00:50:28,490 --> 00:50:32,230 Yeah, I can't get this thing to turn over. I've been working on it for, what, 424 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:33,290 almost an hour now? 425 00:50:34,290 --> 00:50:38,650 Well, my girl Taffy here, she works on cars. Maybe you can let her check it 426 00:50:39,230 --> 00:50:40,590 Yeah, be my guest. 427 00:50:41,490 --> 00:50:42,530 Cool. Good. 428 00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:48,950 Do you think maybe we could rest in the back? We're a little wore out. 429 00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:52,270 Yeah, let me get the hatch for you. 430 00:51:09,819 --> 00:51:11,460 So, what's up with the get -up? 431 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,660 Um, well, we were at this picnic and there was a three -legged race. 432 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,920 And, well, we got separated. 433 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,280 And now we're lost. 434 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,960 And horny. 435 00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:23,000 Lost and horny? 436 00:51:24,580 --> 00:51:25,580 Yeah, you know. 437 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,300 Don't you? 438 00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:36,700 We should have this puppy fixed in no time. 439 00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:38,100 Yeah? Then what? 440 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,320 Then we'll dump that stiff and we'll blow this joint. 441 00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:45,540 I just love that prison talk. 442 00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:27,400 oh oh oh 443 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,740 Thank you. 444 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,780 Oh, man. 445 00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:40,690 That should do it. 446 00:56:44,230 --> 00:56:45,690 Let's get this puppy darted. 447 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:58,750 Okay, you drive. 448 00:56:59,150 --> 00:57:02,090 You drive. 449 00:57:03,430 --> 00:57:04,450 Get in, get in. 450 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,360 What's wrong? It's not working! 451 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,640 Start again! 452 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:15,060 I also am out of gas. 453 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,060 Togar! I think they went that way. The tracks lead this way. Come on. 454 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,840 I think we should split up. 455 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,940 It's going to make it harder for them to find us. 456 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,280 Okay, good luck, girls. 457 00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:46,820 Yeah, same to you. 458 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,700 See you in hell, compadre. 459 00:58:32,779 --> 00:58:34,180 Yes. This could be the place. 460 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,160 That's where they're supposed to be. 461 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:42,560 Well, you know, there's an abandoned farmhouse right down the road that could 462 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,560 there. 463 00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:45,220 Well, what are we waiting for? 464 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,600 Jeff's going to be in trouble. 465 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,280 We're thinking alike. 466 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,720 Come on. 467 00:58:57,980 --> 00:58:59,560 Looks like they've been here. 468 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,920 I think they split up. Look. 469 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:04,380 Those bitches. 470 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,120 Trying to throw us off the scent. 471 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,680 You go that way. I'll follow these footprints. 472 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,540 And remember, shoot first, no questions. 473 00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:16,100 Well, I'll try to find them. 474 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,080 Question is, question is, question is... All right, easy, easy, easy, easy, 475 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,620 easy. Which way? Which way? 476 00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:00,740 What? That way. 477 01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:01,860 Good. 478 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,500 Oh! 479 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,100 Oh! 480 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,520 Ow! 481 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,020 Think they'll find us in here? 482 01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:20,840 I don't know, but I think we should stay here till the sun sets and then move on 483 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,840 out in the dark. 484 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:24,140 Well, we're a long way from civilization. 485 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,100 Suppose we never get clear. 486 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:30,460 Yeah, but all I need is a cell phone and I can arrange a ride out of here for 487 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,460 us. That's great. 488 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:32,620 Yeah. 489 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:35,080 Let's get these chains off, though. 490 01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:36,900 Yeah, but how are you going to do that? 491 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:39,420 Well, I remember Houdini. 492 01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:44,530 He used to just knock a big rock on the locks and they'd... Pop open? 493 01:00:44,770 --> 01:00:46,170 Well, that was a long time ago. 494 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:47,810 Look. 495 01:00:48,170 --> 01:00:49,870 There's rocks. Here's some rocks. 496 01:00:50,070 --> 01:00:51,150 Just wait for us. 497 01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,150 Wait, wait, wait. Okay. 498 01:00:53,390 --> 01:00:55,950 What if other comets had used these? I don't know. 499 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,590 One, two, three. 500 01:00:58,110 --> 01:00:59,110 All right. 501 01:00:59,390 --> 01:01:01,710 I'll get me first. Okay. I'll get you. 502 01:01:04,650 --> 01:01:05,910 Hit it a little bit harder. 503 01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:09,870 Okay, 504 01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:12,049 your turn. 505 01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:13,050 Put it over here. 506 01:01:14,570 --> 01:01:16,830 Oh, no, down a bit more. Yeah, right there, right there. 507 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:22,170 Oh, beautiful! 508 01:01:22,670 --> 01:01:25,410 You were saying? 509 01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:27,730 You're awesome. 510 01:01:28,330 --> 01:01:29,870 That's what all the girls tell me. 511 01:01:30,410 --> 01:01:32,590 Boy, does it feel good to have that off. 512 01:01:33,370 --> 01:01:34,370 Sure does. 513 01:01:35,570 --> 01:01:38,750 Now, Miss Goody Two -Shoes, what's your story? 514 01:01:39,290 --> 01:01:42,350 You don't look like the gun -taught mall they make you out to be. 515 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,770 Donut, it is a long story. 516 01:01:46,850 --> 01:01:49,050 Last time I looked, I had plenty of time. 517 01:01:54,570 --> 01:01:57,350 Well, it started like this. 518 01:02:11,370 --> 01:02:12,830 Yeah, the tracks definitely lead right here. 519 01:02:13,970 --> 01:02:18,730 Yes, yes, yes. I would definitely say that they've been right here. 520 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:21,270 Yeah, they split up. 521 01:02:21,810 --> 01:02:22,850 They went this way. 522 01:02:23,090 --> 01:02:25,270 They went this way. Yes, two roads. 523 01:02:25,890 --> 01:02:31,490 Two roads diverged, and I but a single wooded path must tread, and it has made 524 01:02:31,490 --> 01:02:32,490 better man of me. 525 01:02:35,350 --> 01:02:36,490 I'm going to go this way. 526 01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:39,390 Yes, and you go that way. 527 01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:12,600 Finally, I graduated the third grade. 528 01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:17,940 Not with honors, mind you. But after four years, I decided I wasn't going to 529 01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:18,980 a prima donna anymore. 530 01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:23,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what got you thrown in the slammer? 531 01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:24,340 Oh, right. 532 01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:27,220 Well, my mom is in an iron lung. 533 01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:34,760 It's a used iron lung, but actually, it's a one lung iron 534 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,380 lung. But something's better than nothing, you know? 535 01:03:38,010 --> 01:03:44,590 And Dad, well, he decided to run off with the disposable deuce saleslady. 536 01:03:45,710 --> 01:03:47,730 Man, did he have a drinking problem. 537 01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:56,310 No, he didn't drink douches, but you get the point, you know what I'm saying? 538 01:03:57,390 --> 01:04:04,090 Anyway, one thing led to another, money got really tight, and I 539 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,470 ended up waitressing. 540 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,200 Waitressing? 541 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,320 Oh, that's awful. 542 01:04:09,540 --> 01:04:13,580 Yeah, tell me about it. It seems like no matter where I went, my bosses were 543 01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:15,760 like, blow this and suck that. 544 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,500 Man, I had a lot of ups and downs. 545 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:24,460 What, and then you got together with the living dead bandit and started a life 546 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:25,098 of crime. 547 01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:28,660 I mean, they say he's a ghost, a phantom. 548 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,260 They say they're never going to catch him. 549 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:32,900 What's he like in the sack? 550 01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:35,200 I never got to see... 551 01:04:35,470 --> 01:04:36,570 Under his back? 552 01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:38,950 It all happened real fast, you know? 553 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:41,710 I don't know. 554 01:04:42,830 --> 01:04:43,830 I'm innocent, though. 555 01:04:44,370 --> 01:04:46,690 I'm not kidding about that. I didn't do anything. 556 01:04:47,650 --> 01:04:51,630 Yeah, well, don't worry. When we get out of here, I got some people that can 557 01:04:51,630 --> 01:04:52,630 really help you out. 558 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:55,050 Really? You got connections? 559 01:04:56,030 --> 01:04:57,950 Nah, I just said that to shut you up. 560 01:04:59,470 --> 01:05:00,470 Hands up, lady! 561 01:05:02,410 --> 01:05:03,410 Thank God. 562 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,280 What took you so long? 563 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,200 Hi, Leo. 564 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,080 Hi, Jessie. 565 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,440 Guess this is the end of the line for us. 566 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:18,720 I'm afraid so. 567 01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:20,660 But I do have some good news. 568 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:25,120 Really? I spoke to the warden, and he said that they were going to give you 569 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,120 new trial. 570 01:05:27,020 --> 01:05:29,140 Good. Well, what about me? 571 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:32,880 Bread and water and no nightstick for a week. 572 01:05:34,569 --> 01:05:37,930 Inhuman. Let's go. We better find Maitre and Tovar before it gets dark. 573 01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:41,970 It's already dark for you, copper. 574 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:49,570 You hurt him. 575 01:05:51,770 --> 01:05:53,690 Got it. 576 01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:59,090 Right. Now you hold on to that and keep it on him. Shoot him if you have to. 577 01:05:59,950 --> 01:06:04,650 Make a phone call and get our asses out of here. I'm not too comfortable with 578 01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:09,050 firearms. I don't care. Just do what I say and everything will be fine. 579 01:06:09,350 --> 01:06:10,630 Right. Okay. 580 01:06:11,230 --> 01:06:12,230 Okay. 581 01:06:16,150 --> 01:06:18,310 Oh, my head. 582 01:06:18,890 --> 01:06:22,530 Okay. Don't move and I won't have to ice you. 583 01:06:22,930 --> 01:06:25,750 Okay, okay. Just don't get nervous. 584 01:06:26,030 --> 01:06:26,948 I'm not nervous. 585 01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:29,310 Just don't get nervous. I'm not. I'm fine. Please. Yeah. 586 01:06:29,710 --> 01:06:30,710 Keep you cool. Uh -huh. 587 01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:46,310 I'm sorry she had to hit you like that. 588 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:48,750 You're kind of cute. 589 01:06:49,870 --> 01:06:51,790 I was thinking the same thing about you. 590 01:06:52,370 --> 01:06:55,590 And now with your new trial and all, I guess you'll be leaving well worth 591 01:06:55,590 --> 01:06:57,730 prison. You'll probably even make bail. 592 01:06:58,150 --> 01:06:59,150 You think? 593 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:00,480 That's what usually happens. 594 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:05,120 And I was thinking that maybe when you get out, we could... Could what? 595 01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:06,620 You know. 596 01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:10,980 You already have a boyfriend. What am I talking about? 597 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,080 That's true. 598 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:17,700 But I do still kind of owe you one for that lump on your head. 599 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:23,260 You mean... Live for the moment. That's what I always say. 600 01:08:15,579 --> 01:08:16,979 Oh. 601 01:09:07,569 --> 01:09:09,290 Oh my god. 602 01:09:15,490 --> 01:09:16,630 Shit. 603 01:09:20,450 --> 01:09:21,450 Shit. 604 01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:42,640 No, damn it. Look, this is a really important situation. You might want to 605 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:43,358 this down. 606 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:47,980 I want sausage on one side and pepperoni on the other. Okay? And I don't want to 607 01:12:47,980 --> 01:12:48,980 mix together. 608 01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:50,500 And I'm allergic to onions. 609 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:51,840 You got all that? 610 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:53,880 Okay, good. 611 01:12:56,140 --> 01:13:00,080 Now to call Jerry and get me right out of here. 612 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:01,640 Oh, Jesus! 613 01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:02,940 Don't do that. 614 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,200 Where's Jess? 615 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,100 It's okay. I'm her boyfriend. 616 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:07,720 Please, take me to her. 617 01:13:09,550 --> 01:13:11,470 All right, then. Follow me. I'll show you where she is. 618 01:13:19,370 --> 01:13:23,330 Oh, look. 619 01:13:28,210 --> 01:13:29,250 Here comes Taffy. 620 01:13:29,470 --> 01:13:31,010 Oh, hey, Taffy. What's up? 621 01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:33,050 Hey. How's it going? 622 01:13:34,830 --> 01:13:35,990 Oh. Oh, my God. 623 01:13:36,970 --> 01:13:38,330 Living. Dead. 624 01:13:38,889 --> 01:13:39,889 Bandit! 625 01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:42,170 Get over there. 626 01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:46,670 Hands up! 627 01:13:48,210 --> 01:13:49,210 Gets better. 628 01:13:52,890 --> 01:13:55,110 Tommy! Sorry to do this to you, Jessie. 629 01:13:56,730 --> 01:13:58,710 Just as I was getting a new trial. 630 01:13:59,490 --> 01:14:01,310 I'm afraid I couldn't let that happen. 631 01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:04,230 What kind of an evil plan are you cooking here? 632 01:14:04,590 --> 01:14:05,710 Would have been a great plan. 633 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,500 That girl Togar had got it right. 634 01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:11,380 She was supposed to shoot Jesse in the back while they were trying to escape, 635 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,080 but she didn't even get that right. 636 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:16,580 Now, there's a new plan. 637 01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:20,180 Put that on. 638 01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:25,280 Now what I'm going to do is I'm going to kill every single one of you. Then I'm 639 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,280 going to knock myself out. 640 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,900 And then when they find me and wake me up, I'll be a hero for having killed the 641 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,460 living dead bandit. 642 01:14:33,410 --> 01:14:36,390 Well, what if Togar doesn't go along with your little plan? 643 01:14:36,670 --> 01:14:39,450 Yeah. I got a fatal accident plan for Togar. 644 01:14:39,810 --> 01:14:41,970 To take care of any loose ends. 645 01:14:43,330 --> 01:14:44,490 You think so? 646 01:14:45,510 --> 01:14:47,930 Drop your guns and get over there. 647 01:14:50,110 --> 01:14:51,110 Damn it! 648 01:14:55,990 --> 01:14:58,710 Well, well, well. Isn't this a pretty picture? 649 01:14:59,770 --> 01:15:02,270 Looks like I'm going to be able to take care of all of you. 650 01:15:02,590 --> 01:15:03,590 one shot. 651 01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:07,990 Uh -uh. You're forgetting about Warden Kendrick. That imbecilic windbag. 652 01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:10,450 He's not within a million miles of here. 653 01:15:11,510 --> 01:15:15,450 You think so, huh? Drop the gun and get over there. 654 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:17,250 Damn it! 655 01:15:21,090 --> 01:15:22,090 Warden! 656 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:25,530 Thank God you found us. Yes, another moment too late. 657 01:15:26,050 --> 01:15:27,050 Soon. 658 01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:32,600 Soon. Warden, how did you find us? Well, some of this is a Pizza van right out 659 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,460 front. Oh, and he's got half pepperoni, half sausage. My favorite. 660 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:37,900 Oh, yeah. 661 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,100 I'm starved. 662 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:42,920 Really? 663 01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:47,220 Hmm. Say, Leo, you think you can keep an eye on these two for me? 664 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,800 Sure. 665 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:51,240 What do you say? 666 01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:52,580 Have these on the pizza? 667 01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:55,160 Yeah. If you promise not to escape. 668 01:15:58,100 --> 01:16:00,340 Oh, and speaking of escaping... 669 01:16:00,810 --> 01:16:03,850 Say, what happened to the other two shackled sluts? 670 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:07,830 Excuse me, mister, but don't you know that is politically incorrect? 671 01:16:08,910 --> 01:16:10,030 I never got the memo. 672 01:16:10,610 --> 01:16:12,850 Hang on, let me check the old manual. 673 01:16:13,690 --> 01:16:15,870 Let me see what we say here. 674 01:16:17,470 --> 01:16:21,910 All right, how about... Slag. 675 01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:25,170 Sleaze. Slut. Slick. Slot. 676 01:16:25,470 --> 01:16:26,369 Salt lick. 677 01:16:26,370 --> 01:16:27,390 Count. Snatchula. 678 01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:28,850 Demon sucker. 679 01:16:29,190 --> 01:16:30,190 Scud missile. 680 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,320 The Sperminator. 681 01:16:31,860 --> 01:16:32,860 Scratch and Sniff. 682 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:34,260 Snatch and a Patch. 683 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,000 Slip, Slide, and Slobber. 684 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,560 Spit, Spurt, and Splash. 685 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,180 Swill and Swallow. 686 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:42,860 I'll just try the T's. Yeah, T's. T's. Tramp. Trollop. 687 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,720 Twisterama. Tata Twirly. 688 01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:48,700 Tintinabula. Thin Tintin. Two Tits and a Titi. 689 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:50,640 Let's go back to the beginning here. 690 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:52,938 Beastie Babe. 691 01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:54,140 Beauty and the Biatch. 692 01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:57,320 Boobalisha. Busty and Lusty. Banana Baster. 693 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:58,600 Booty Cutie. 694 01:16:58,760 --> 01:16:59,760 Bimbo. 695 01:17:01,260 --> 01:17:02,260 What? Bingo? 696 01:17:02,460 --> 01:17:04,760 Was his name O? No, Bimbo. 697 01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:06,220 Oh, Bimbo. 698 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,000 Oh, good enough to write that down. 699 01:17:08,220 --> 01:17:10,700 I think with a name like Bush, he'd get it right, wouldn't you? 700 01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:16,760 Well, all right. All that's taken care of. Oh, except for the two Bimbos, you 701 01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:18,920 know. Justice still has to be serviced. 702 01:17:19,780 --> 01:17:21,320 I wonder where they are. 703 01:18:03,730 --> 01:18:05,550 Well, all's well that ends well. 704 01:18:05,770 --> 01:18:06,790 You said it.